Phone calls home
| My Mom: | Hello? |
| Me: | Hey, want to hear a joke? |
| My Mom: | Ok. |
| Me: | What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? |
| My Mom: | I don't know, what? |
| Me: | BA-NA-NA-NAAA! |
| My Mom: | [laughs] Lil, listen, can I call you right back? |
| Me: | No, that's the only reason I called. Love you, bye. |