|Me:||The only way I can get over a crush is if they make it really clear they don't like me.|
|My Mom:||Or if they want you to marry them.|
|Me:||Yeah, that works too.|
Ughhhhh, I need to schedule in some making out into my life, for health reasons.
I swear to god once a person accumulates a certain amount of money they literally go c r a z y. All rich people are INSANE.
a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen