|Me:||The only way I can get over a crush is if they make it really clear they don't like me.|
|My Mom:||Or if they want you to marry them.|
|Me:||Yeah, that works too.|
- “Peter’s not coming, darling.
You can latch the window and take the white ribbons from your hair,
stop sleeping with socks on and packing going-away...”
Dude started messaging me on OKC because we both like “You’ve Got Mail.” Since then, we’ve sent five or so messages proving he is witty, thoughtful,...
- some practical advice for the teenage girl who is interested in the teenage boy, like, kinda, but they're so embarrassing, though.
The smell of rain is probably one of the best things
did u know that a compound called geosmin is largely responsible for that...
- “Publishers are like, ‘We don’t know who your market is, we don’t know who we’d sell your book to,’ and I’m like, ‘What do you mean? Like… People with...”