|Me:||The only way I can get over a crush is if they make it really clear they don't like me.|
|My Mom:||Or if they want you to marry them.|
|Me:||Yeah, that works too.|
You guys, if someone says they are an asshole, they’re not being cute or coy or self-deprecating—they are legitimately warning you and if you still...
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This trip was incredible. I had such a good time with my friends, with him, by myself,...
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Now I’m crying about that too.
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
no but SERIOUSLY