January 9, 2012
"I used to go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that was stuck in my head all week and think, ‘Wow, hey, maybe she’s the one.’ Now I think, ‘I know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel.’"

— I’m almost done talking about How I Met Your Mother all the time.

January 3, 2012
"Eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers. These completely different people who just happen to look like us."

— Ted Mosby

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