January 9, 2012
Things I Want to Yell at Strangers Sometimes, Especially When I’m Late For Work:

  • Allow me to introduce you to the concept of a ‘public sidewalk’
  • Really, right here on this busy corner is the perfect place for all five of you to stop and chat.  Really.  Awesome.
  • No, it’s fine, most of us here in the Subway Station weren’t hoping to GO ANYWHERE or anything.
  • Please, would you stand right in front of the turnstile but not go through it?  That’s not my train pulling up and I’m not in a rush.
  • UGH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

9:35am
Filed under: because I'm an asshole but seriously? 
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