Admittedly, I don’t usually drink at home and I’m working on my third jam jar of Moscato-based cocktail, and admittedly I just finished a five mile run so the endorphins are on my side, but gosh. Today I hurdled an emotional obstacle I’ve been banging my heart’s shins up against for a couple months (when I get tipsy, my heart gains metaphorical limbs, apparently), and I had good talks with both of my parents, and I feel quietly in love with life again.
- “I used to hate hearing that: Don’t be so precious. I thought that it meant “don’t care so much.” But now I know what it really means: Don’t fear so...”
"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
There are thousands of people out there with the same degree you have; when you get a job, there will be thousands of people doing what you want to...”
- Every timeMe:Looks like the earliest we have available for brunch that day is a 3pm.Caller:Hmm, that's too late. Do you have anything around 11am?
I don’t want to ask for good vibes or best vibes or prayers. I want to ask that you assemble a great fire pit in a wide open space, the kind of...