Things I Want to Yell at Strangers Sometimes, Especially When I’m Late For Work:

• Allow me to introduce you to the concept of a ‘public sidewalk’
• Really, right here on this busy corner is the perfect place for all five of you to stop and chat.  Really.  Awesome.
• No, it’s fine, most of us here in the Subway Station weren’t hoping to GO ANYWHERE or anything.
• Please, would you stand right in front of the turnstile but not go through it?  That’s not my train pulling up and I’m not in a rush.
• UGH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.