bushido

irony

hosullivan:

94.7 just played a blurb about how “it’s so nice that they have integrity.” And immediately played a terrible Nirvana song.

edit: and now a Pearl Jam song. Ugh.

FYI 94.7 IT IS 2009 AND GRUNGE BANDS FROM SEATTLE DO NOT COUNT AS “LOCAL” (for not-radio/Portland/Portland-radio people, 94.7 is the local alternative station but they pretty much only play Nirvana and Pearl Jam, which gets frustrating: “25 years of alternative music.” 25 years of THE SAME ALTERNATIVE MUSIC)

And they keep playing that stupid Smiths song that was the theme song to Charmed.  When I’m at work on a Saturday, twice a day without fail, “I am the sun, I am the earth, I AM HUUUUUMAN AND I NEED TO BEEEEE LOOOOOVED.”

314. DON'T STOP BELIEVING, HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING.

storygoes:

gotwisdom

I would like this on my tombstone, please.

Dear Friends on Facebook,

hosullivan:

heylabodega:

I love you all, I really do, at least the ones who I recognize when they come up in my feed.

BUT.

• I do not want to read a status update telling me your ENTIRE SCHEDULE for the day.  Yes, it does suck that you have class AND homework AND a job AND that busy sorority life.  Maybe it would be less overwhelming if you didn’t update your Facebook literally every ten minutes.
• Please spell the word ‘college’ right.  If you use an ‘a’ it’s actually a different word.
• When your status is a “mysterious” tragic-sounding generality, you are not being deep, you are being passive-aggressive and attention-whore-y.
• Stop becoming fans of shit like “The Sunset” or “Laughing.”
• Oh, and you weird girl from my hall last year who became an unironic fan of Glenn Beck.  What is that about?
• You should probably un-friend me because I am clearly kind of a judgmental bitch.

I wish there was a :( next to the <3 above a post because I am totally one of these people (only I’m not a fan of anything except Alton Brown). Also all my Tumblr posts feed into Facebook so it looks like I spend a LOT MORE TIME on it than I do. Not that I don’t spend way too much on it though :c

Aw, I didn’t mean you, I swear.  I didn’t mean anyone in particular (except the girl who liked Glenn Beck. I don’t even know.).  I just get irritated sometimes and then yell about it on the internet.

Dear Friends on Facebook,

I love you all, I really do, at least the ones who I recognize when they come up in my feed.

BUT.

• I do not want to read a status update telling me your ENTIRE SCHEDULE for the day.  Yes, it does suck that you have class AND homework AND a job AND that busy sorority life.  Maybe it would be less overwhelming if you didn’t update your Facebook literally every ten minutes.
• Please spell the word ‘college’ right.  If you use an ‘a’ it’s actually a different word.
• When your status is a “mysterious” tragic-sounding generality, you are not being deep, you are being passive-aggressive and attention-whore-y.
• Stop becoming fans of shit like “The Sunset” or “Laughing.”
• Oh, and you weird girl from my hall last year who became an unironic fan of Glenn Beck.  What is that about?
• You should probably un-friend me because I am clearly kind of a judgmental bitch.